Top 10 "Rajini" jokes in internet

1. Rajini can study MBBS in an engineering college and become a lawyer.
2. Once Rajni and Time had a running competition....no wonder what the result is... Time is still running!!!!!!
3. Rajnikath doesn't need air to breathe ....its just that air requested rajnikath to enter him to keep itself warm!
4. Once Hanumanji was caught reading Rajnikanth Chalisa...
5. Rajnikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds...
6. Rajini sir was playing cricket during rainy season and the rain got canceled due to his match
7. The world realised that india had a new hero - Rajni...the chinese tried to create a duplicate, but it turned out weaker and smaller. They named it "Jakie Chan"!
8. Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point North? Thats because Rajinikanth lives in South and nobody dare point at him..
9. Once Rajinikanth leaned on tower in Italy and now it is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
10.  Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 per cent of germs... Rajinikanth can kill 100 per cent of whatever he wants.